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@KittyUnpretty honestly at this point i think you should just tell HR to change the rules 😂

We've finally had a break in canon between the different implementations of wordle

@aescling petitioning congress to implement a popcorn Cura Annonae

@stelepami aww snoring doggy is a tempting lure to stay put for sure

@stelepami this kinda thinking is always a sign I need to go to bed asap, before I fall asleep without my meds 😆

: Covers up plot holes with more plot holes so they cancel out

@mythologybot what happened to getting martyred like the OG’s

@mythologybot saints get to pick when they die now what the fuck

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@gamehawk@weirder.earth in that case I’m glad our least favorite jeweler is finally getting edged out of the ‘weird billboards on I-95’ game 😆

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@gamehawk@weirder.earth that stretch has been dominated by ‘I hate stephen singer’ billboards for years so i’d assume its them, unfortunately

Apparently i can submit this summary as an excel document, but not as a pdf

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The only good thing about this movie is that it implies you can plug a random printer into a random computer and have it Just Work

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Especially not when they wont even talk (???) when they call you (??????)

Boy you are not in love she has said a grand total of TWO WORDS and you don't even know her name

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Just like....please don't go on dates with random people who committed crimes to get your cellphone number

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Today in the straights are not okay: Dí algo (2003)

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