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‘They have bread but it doesn’t meet your obnoxiously high standards’ is also a valid possibility I suppose

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The opened @7:00 & close @5:00 (its currently 1:20) — what do you want to bet that they are already completely out of bread?

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@Lady they’re cotton pants & a sweater so idk what exactly i’m dressing up as

I suppose it’s possible that they know they’re definitely going to sell out but if that’s the case why aren’t they making more &/or making bread more than once a week

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What if you make too much??? Selling day olds is a time honored bakery tradition!

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But if you only make bread once a week, WHY would you do that the day before you close

In this particular fic its Mace Windu which is a fantastic choice tbh

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A little known rule of sprawling pre-RotS Star Wars AUs is that one of the Jedi is definitely a secret novelist & has probably based at least once character off Obi-Wan

@bright_helpings @juliana@eldritch.cafe @Cyborgneticz they think *Charlemagne* is fake? I mean I guess if you’re going to claim someone forged time you may as well go for broke but

@juliana@eldritch.cafe @Cyborgneticz like, he was just out there creating fake histories for the whole continent and everyone just went along w/that for some reason or?????

@platypus one of the secure sign on systems my Uni uses is called Shibboleth and I'm always vaguely weirded out

US POL, Native American rights 

The house discussed several bills concerning Native American rights this week:

H.R.2074 - Indian Buffalo Management Act
congress.gov/bill/117th-congre (still in the house, discussion postponed)

H.R.2930 - Safeguard Tribal Objects of Patrimony Act of 2021
congress.gov/bill/117th-congre (passed the house & sent to the senate)

H.R.4352 - To amend the Act of June 18, 1934, to reaffirm the authority of the Secretary of the Interior to take land into trust for Indian Tribes, and for other purposes.
congress.gov/bill/117th-congre (passed the house & sent to the senate)

I'm tentatively in favor of the first two (the third does clarifies some technical language but does...basically nothing else afaik) tho I'll do more research before I call my reps

@Cyborgneticz you get to yr computer 10 min early, spend 2 min setting everything up, and then 8 anxiously waiting so you can join Exactly On Time in my experience

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Hype Machine's Merch Table scans your Spotify Wrapped playlist to show you what is available for purchase on Bandcamp, and since tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday it's a good time to support the artists you've been listening to this year:

hypem.com/merch-table

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