Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@Lady «** People with a latex allergy can also have a reaction to bananas. Don't try to secretly feed this to someone unless you're sure they're not allergic!**»

tfw when someone gets so close to getting the point and then swerves at the last minute

@Lady i imagine there’s some processing involved in that

@Lady okay but are you actually eating banana peels

@Lady kibi what

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@kiesa even if ones thanksgiving sides were perfectly healthy, i don’t think ‘just like thanksgiving’ should be your guideline for portioning 😂

@mythologybot scientifically attested mythology

@pagrus it’s much better contrast than i would expect from yellow/gold ink! A good choice for your fancy color

@pagrus ah nvm i see you posted a writing sample

@pagrus is the gold package metallic or just golden yellow?

@Lady but really the true evidence of the centrality of food in christian scripture is that time he cursed a fig tree

@Lady the loaves & the fishes is, i think, the only Jesus incident to be recorded in all four Gospels so it’d probably have been my first choice

@Lady which sword tho