Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@Nentuaby @platypus we even paid for them!

@platypus as one does

@mcmoots @twistylittlepassages yeah same. I’m actually working on getting rid of that account (for unrelated reasons) so soon they wont be my problem anymore haha

@twistylittlepassages @mcmoots the roughly latin based last name i made up in middle school as a nome de plume is apparently a real Italian name that belongs to a real Italian woman

I get emails from her bank sometimes but fortunately they’re only the like, advertising other services/letting you know our hours have changed bc covid emails and not her monthly statement or anything important

@hafnia@weirder.earth hello yes i would like a sticker

@hafnia@weirder.earth (i think you have mine already but i can resend if thats easier for you)

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages idk i like it fine, i use it to send people cat photos mostly so i dont worry about the details too much

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages i think the intention is an encrypted & modernized version of IRC?

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus well you’re a very competent goblin

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus oh the goblin vibes are indisputable

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus if you’re a super intelligent slime mold, you’re one who’s figured out how to at least temporarily arrange its…spores? To look like a real human person

Which is even more impressive when you think about it so really

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus aw you look lovely!

A+ job at definitely having a physical form

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus i think i’ve seen selfies once or twice but i’ll admit my mental image is very firmly a yellow flower

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus usually you keep your fur in good condition so you dont need help, but clearly you’d messed SOMETHING up to end up like that