Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages i think the intention is an encrypted & modernized version of IRC?

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus well you’re a very competent goblin

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus oh the goblin vibes are indisputable

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus if you’re a super intelligent slime mold, you’re one who’s figured out how to at least temporarily arrange its…spores? To look like a real human person

Which is even more impressive when you think about it so really

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus aw you look lovely!

A+ job at definitely having a physical form

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus i think i’ve seen selfies once or twice but i’ll admit my mental image is very firmly a yellow flower

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus usually you keep your fur in good condition so you dont need help, but clearly you’d messed SOMETHING up to end up like that

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus grooming is an important social bonding activity!

@hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus she was helping!

@hafnia@weirder.earth okay but it was kinda amazing that every person in the thread at that point just happened to have at least mild audio issues

I mean, selection bias in us also being tv nonwatchers but still!

@pagrus @hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages why??????

@pagrus @hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages yep same

If i’m willing to put enough energy in to paying attention i *can* get enough to follow but like, trying to listen to a podcast while I fold laundry? Impossible (and what audio thing is interesting enough to be worth 110% of my focus?)

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages @pagrus you just had to find people it was actually worth being social with i guess?

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages @pagrus my high school librarian was a very nice woman who let me & a few other kids eat lunch in her office

@hafnia@weirder.earth @twistylittlepassages @pagrus if we had had tv i probably wouldnt have watched much anyway since i dont do great with auditory comprehension. But yeah I’ve never lived in a house with cable (or an antenna/whatever)

@twistylittlepassages @hafnia@weirder.earth @pagrus i am also in the ‘no tv’ kid! It’s much easier to get away with nowadays, since it seems like every one of my acquaintances uses a different streaming service. But yeah very awkward at times when I was in school

@ljwrites @hafnia@weirder.earth can i see god’s consent form