Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@hafnia@weirder.earth wait so so far he has, very carefully, killed ZERO people and he plans to continue that with his next bombing

Why is he the bad guy again?????

@hafnia@weirder.earth wait all that time dedicated to condoms last round only for them to immediately forget????

@hafnia@weirder.earth haf inserting cliffhangers

@hafnia@weirder.earth as everyone knows, women have a secret vagina tentacle

@pmosetc@cybre.space eh if you could match the gold, that could also be pretty fun

@hafnia@weirder.earth thats the most reasonable manifesto i’ve ever heard

@hafnia@weirder.earth her…sniffer?

@hafnia@weirder.earth this is unnecessarily convoluted

@hafnia@weirder.earth okay ‘girl can’t respond to gross moves bc bomb’ is a less bad plot point then ‘girl tells guy she’s not interested, he (presumably?) continues perusing her anyway’

@hafnia@weirder.earth i thought they were still talking when it cut to the bomber

@hafnia@weirder.earth wait what

@hafnia@weirder.earth that seems like a lot for the number of plot-days that have passed?

@hafnia@weirder.earth how many times has he gotten her drunk now?

@hafnia@weirder.earth i’m impressed you’re still reading 😆

@hafnia@weirder.earth that’s also some of the best writing you’ve quoted from the book? I’m 100% willing to root for this guy now