i don't mind people thanking god for shit but christians are so fucking bad at it
they're just so boring like. “first of all i would like to thank god.” is that really the best you can do
the answer is yes because christian god has no real attributes beyond dying for people’s sins
@Satsuma yes this is very true!! i just mean christians never say “praise be to the exalted and the most merciful! guider of angels! keeper of all! lord of heaven and of earth!” they're just like “i'd like to thank god” 🥱 like what does god even mean to you
@Lady but really you’d think they’d pick a saint, that’s what they’re there for — go thank St. Sebastian for yr football win he’s got the hookup for athletes