@The_T the wegmans near our house was out of kewpie. It so happens that the second-nearest wegmans is in Pennsylvania. It's only a 20 minute drive from the house
@wallhackio ah you should have just said it was Kewpie
I don't know if I've ever seen Kewpie in real life, I'm kind of afraid of trying it, what if I hate it
@The_T I mean, I thought I disliked mayo until I bought pre-buyout Dukes (RIP) and Kewpie
@wallhackio mayo is a thing where it's like. too much mayo will make something disgusting, you have to have exactly the right balance
but I feel like this isn't exclusive to me, most people feel this way
@wallhackio also when I was a kid I mostly had miracle whip and then when I switched to real mayo I realized how fucking terrible miracle whip was
@wallhackio my first guess is sales tax but I more want to believe it's like you'd only get miracle whip in your dystopian state of.... delaware? wherever
@wallhackio it better have been to get Dukes mayo
@baronvonjace dukes got bought out by another company a while ago and their mayo is noticably worse
Kewpie is now my mayo of choice
@wallhackio @baronvonjace Kewpie???
You are now obligated to make okonomiyaki (and then drive all the way over here and make me some I have a hankering for it)
@lapis @baronvonjace I don't know what that is 
@wallhackio @baronvonjace I know "cabbage pancakes" don't sound appealing but trust me they're SUPER GOOD
@lapis @baronvonjace hm, I do have cabbage I have been struggling to get rid of
@wallhackio tell me of the illicit mayo