⬅️ just crossed state lines to buy mayonnaise
@wallhackio tell me of the illicit mayo
@The_T the wegmans near our house was out of kewpie. It so happens that the second-nearest wegmans is in Pennsylvania. It's only a 20 minute drive from the house
@wallhackio ah you should have just said it was Kewpie
I don't know if I've ever seen Kewpie in real life, I'm kind of afraid of trying it, what if I hate it
@wallhackio also when I was a kid I mostly had miracle whip and then when I switched to real mayo I realized how fucking terrible miracle whip was
@wallhackio mayo is a thing where it's like. too much mayo will make something disgusting, you have to have exactly the right balance
but I feel like this isn't exclusive to me, most people feel this way