just learned about https://jsdate.wtf/ (requires javascript)
genuinely surprised i got this many correct this API is fucked
@wallhackio wow i already hate it
@aescling i am losing my mind taking this quiz this might be the worst API i have ever seen
silly
@wallhackio @aescling This is my opportunity to report you for JavaScript slander 
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@vaporeon_ @aescling do it coward
re: silly
@wallhackio @aescling I don't want to bother the Glaceon :(
re: silly
@vaporeon_ @aescling I want to report you really bad but since your instance is relatively large I'm not sure I should
glitchcat is insular by design so it's not a big deal to send joke reports
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@vaporeon_ @aescling @wallhackio you can always just report and then untick the “forward to originating instance” box
spoilers for this quiz, try it first if you're interested
oh FUCK off