i told sofi about the rule in ¡MAPACHES! where basically no prank or anything a raccoon does to another member of their band can cause them damage, and zie is coming up with hilarious and absurd hypotheticals to test the limits of this rule

my favorite is: you're all on top of a really tall building and your buddy is about to fall off, and you can't save them, but you can push them. If you push them off the edge, does they mean they aren't hurt by the fall?