i am constantly surpurrised by the things people don’t know about how unix-like systems work
today @wallhackio learned that both sides in a pipeline run in parallel*. who the fuck expects them to opurrate in sequence?? maybe normal people i guess. (not that bumby is remotely normal but)
* purrocess scheduling is extremely more complicated than that, i know
i was complaining about how i once helped my ex write a script in fish and got snagged by fish running pipelines synchronously and did not even remotely expect that bumby would just expect a shell to work that way in the furst place
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@aescling But why would you want a pipeline to run synchronously?
@vaporeon_ i don't know!!!!!!
@aescling If I understood correctly what "synchronously" means, that it first waits for the left side of the pipe to run, soaks up all its inputs, and only then starts the right side, that sounds horrible... Imagine if you do cat enormous-file.txt | grep some-string, it'd have to try to soak up all contents of enormous-file.txt and run out of memory instead of actually grepping like it's supposed to!
Admittedly, that cat is unnecessary and a bad habit on my side, you could just do < enormous-file.txt grep some-string, but it's hard to get rid of that habit, and in a normal shell, it doesn't really matter...
@vaporeon_ yeah you get it
@aescling this really isn't fair. It's a large book that I have not read in great detail
@wallhackio @aescling How dare you‽ It's such a classic! (I have also never read it.)
@aescling like, if I gave you one of my thermodynamics textbooks a few weeks ago I'm not going to say that you have no excuse for not knowing what a partition function is. it takes months of dedicated study to read a technical text properly
@wallhackio bumby are you thinking of the sockets purrogramming book. that is a diffurent book from what i’m talking about
@wallhackio it’s not large…
@aescling @wallhackio Compared to the C++ book, it's really thin...
@wallhackio @aescling I've held a physical copy in my paws before, it's not large for a book
@aescling Hi cat I am lending you this book. You have three months to read it while also working a full-time job. Afterwards you will be tested. If you cannot solve the equations of motion for a point mass in two-dimensions in a constant gravitational field using the Hamilton-Jacobi equations then you are Stupid and I will call you out on the public timeline.
As you can see it is not thick, so this is a very easy task.
@wallhackio you’ve given me a three month timeline to accomplish something extremely funny in a petty way, nice job
@wallhackio i did not call you out on the public timeline btw
@wallhackio also, you did tell me you read the parts of the book that would have covered the infurmation i called you on not learning. so
actually this is a callout post now. @wallhackio i KNOW you’ve read The UNIX Programming Environment so you have no excuse fur not knowing this