i am constantly surpurrised by the things people don’t know about how unix-like systems work

today @wallhackio learned that both sides in a pipeline run in parallel*. who the fuck expects them to opurrate in sequence?? maybe normal people i guess. (not that bumby is remotely normal but)

* purrocess scheduling is extremely more complicated than that, i know

i was complaining about how i once helped my ex write a script in fish and got snagged by fish running pipelines synchronously and did not even remotely expect that bumby would just expect a shell to work that way in the furst place

actually this is a callout post now. @wallhackio i KNOW you’ve read The UNIX Programming Environment so you have no excuse fur not knowing this

@aescling this really isn't fair. It's a large book that I have not read in great detail

@vaporeon_ @aescling

@wallhackio @aescling I've held a physical copy in my paws before, it's not large for a book

@aescling Hi cat I am lending you this book. You have three months to read it while also working a full-time job. Afterwards you will be tested. If you cannot solve the equations of motion for a point mass in two-dimensions in a constant gravitational field using the Hamilton-Jacobi equations then you are Stupid and I will call you out on the public timeline.

As you can see it is not thick, so this is a very easy task.

@wallhackio you’ve given me a three month timeline to accomplish something extremely funny in a petty way, nice job

@wallhackio also, you did tell me you read the parts of the book that would have covered the infurmation i called you on not learning. so

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