me, hey amy, should i ruin [caleb’s ring racers] tutorial experience?
amy: uh, sure
me: all right, caleb, you wanna find some secrets? 
@aescling i thought you wanted him to play the game?
@Satsuma you don’t understand. clodboy is only capable of playing games wrong
@Satsuma he ended up not enjoying the tutorial so maybe i fucked it up fur him
@wallhackio @Satsuma i must be a sicko but i enjoyed the tutorial when i played it
@wallhackio @Satsuma this is a game you will never figure out very impurrtant details of without reading the manual, so idk what to tell you
@wallhackio @Satsuma you have to learn it. it’s got mechanics that you will not figure out by just playing. they were completely correct to put a tutorial in front of your face and you are choosing your own frustration and misery by ignoring it
@aescling @Satsuma i learn better when you throw me in the deep end for 1-2 hours and then i start asking questions and then you give me the manual to answer my questions and then i read the manual