According to all known laws of society, there is no way a meme like John Mastodon should be able to federate. Its referent is too niche for the necessary momentum to get off the ground. , of course, federates anyway, because John Mastodon doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

@Lady why must you bring the bee movie into this

@Satsuma i was thinking about the revali beefy arms fic

@aescling @Satsuma at the top of the ridgeland tower there is a nerd who remarks that rito’s wings are too small for their bodies and according to the laws of aviation they should not be able to fly. he then has a gliding minigame you can do, whatever

(see 0:18 here: <youtu.be/4wInT_6O1Po>)

anyway, archiveofourown.org/works/2862

@Lady @Satsuma ah right, that guy

i beelined max stamina to the extent of trading in boss hearts for stamina so i got the max reward for that minigame trivially

@Lady @Satsuma i missed the southern mine in eldin on the way to Goron City because of this; i just climbed and paraglided without noticing that part of the map lol

@aescling @Satsuma i mean i skip over huge parts of the map all the time lol; i'm sure there are places i still haven't been to

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.