Lady, EVOLVED 
According to all known laws of society, there is no way a meme like John Mastodon should be able to federate. Its referent is too niche for the necessary momentum to get off the ground. #JohnMastodon, of course, federates anyway, because John Mastodon doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.
@Lady why must you bring the bee movie into this
@Satsuma i was thinking about the revali beefy arms fic
@aescling @Satsuma at the top of the ridgeland tower there is a nerd who remarks that rito’s wings are too small for their bodies and according to the laws of aviation they should not be able to fly. he then has a gliding minigame you can do, whatever
(see 0:18 here: <https://youtu.be/4wInT_6O1Po>)
anyway, https://archiveofourown.org/works/28625826