okay okay okay a supernatural entity which is chaotic but not necessarily malicious gifts you a shirt with your face on it. it is impossible to get rid of the shirt. it is also impossible to disfigure in any way which obscures the fact that the central design on the shirt is your face. what do you do with it?
@Satsuma i literally always avoid wearing my t-shirt with the sublest Captain America shield logo on it so i can’t imagine ever willingly wearing a t-shirt of my face
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@Satsuma this particular strip heavily influenced my clothing choices at a very young age
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@Satsuma the skater cat (and, when i move out, the DO CRIMES) shirt is the most garish thing i wear by a long shot but they are absolutely worth making exceptions for
@aescling AMERICAS FOR THE AMERICA GOD
@Satsuma CLOTHING FOR THE CLOTHING GOD! FACTS FOR THE FACT GODDESS
@Satsuma Don't plan to wear it, but probably will if my other cloths are dirty
Does the shirt have any other magical properties? Like,is it waterproof,or tear resistant,or something like that?If so,sure, I'd wear it when the bonus trait was required or desired.
If not,probably wear it around the house on work from home days, but probably not to social occassions.
Also, it would depend on how good a picture of my face it was and what other design elements were present. eg how otherwise metal is the shirt;-)
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@Satsuma ENTITIES FOR THE ENTITY LORD
@Satsuma I feel like I'd be super excited to wear it like twice and then somehow completely forget that I own a magic shirt from a supernatural entity and it'd end up somewhere lost in my closet.
@Satsuma Super-boring, but it would almost certainly join my faded Threadless tees in my pile of Shirts to Wear While Using the Elliptical Machine. It's a functional shirt! It would be wasteful not to wear it! But I maybe wouldn't want to be seen in public with my face on my shirt??
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The perfect gift for your mom who worries if you eat enough.
we will assume the shirt generally matches your normal clothing aesthetic, excepting the fact that it is your face