okay okay okay a supernatural entity which is chaotic but not necessarily malicious gifts you a shirt with your face on it. it is impossible to get rid of the shirt. it is also impossible to disfigure in any way which obscures the fact that the central design on the shirt is your face. what do you do with it?
we will assume the shirt generally matches your normal clothing aesthetic, excepting the fact that it is your face
@Satsuma i literally always avoid wearing my t-shirt with the sublest Captain America shield logo on it so i can’t imagine ever willingly wearing a t-shirt of my face
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@Satsuma the skater cat (and, when i move out, the DO CRIMES) shirt is the most garish thing i wear by a long shot but they are absolutely worth making exceptions for