isn’t the common interpretation that Adam was made in God’s image, and thus sexless, prior to the introduction of Eve
unless you think God had an enormous schlong for some reason
@Satsuma look i’m not particularly strong on the whole “virgin mary” thing but for the record i do NOT think this qualifies
@Lady well she’s mormon and I’m not actually uh, completely sure they do the whole virgin mary thing anyway so
@Satsuma the mormon line seems to be that mary was a virgin at time of birthing jesus but not a virgin perpetually
@Lady huh interesting
@Satsuma it’s not uncommon for people to think this; the bible mentions “brothers of jesus” and some people interpret this as biological brothers via Mary and Joseph (although Catholics do not)
@Lady ah no i know that, I meant the virginity in the context of banging
@Satsuma yeah the mormon encyclopedia cites both the bible and mormon prophets identifying Mary as a virgin (the latter are presumably less ambiguous)
i don’t think it’s really a theological focus though
@Satsuma oookay so after doing more research Mormons believe God the Father has a wife, and some believe that the spirits of humans are their literal children, as a result of fucking, and that Jesus was God’s firstborn through this method
however the Heavenly Mother is not Mary, who, presumably, would also be a child of God
@Lady 1) amazing
2) this is definitely not what mormon friend believed — we had an extensive conversation and they were very clear that they were absolutely sure Mary, specifically, had fucked God (it came up because she’d made a joke about Mary being a monsterfucker and we were all like ??!?)
@Satsuma i wonder if that is common and whether the LDS church like, even cares, since i don't think they have much of a Marian theology?
@Satsuma @Lady what if god gave mary a temporary shlong and then moved the results into her womb