@Lady i know at least one person who’s genuine theological belief is that god and mary fucked to produce Jesus, so presumably it follows that he at least occasionally has the equipment for that

@Satsuma look i’m not particularly strong on the whole “virgin mary” thing but for the record i do NOT think this qualifies

@Lady well she’s mormon and I’m not actually uh, completely sure they do the whole virgin mary thing anyway so

@Satsuma the mormon line seems to be that mary was a virgin at time of birthing jesus but not a virgin perpetually

@Lady huh interesting

@Satsuma it’s not uncommon for people to think this; the bible mentions “brothers of jesus” and some people interpret this as biological brothers via Mary and Joseph (although Catholics do not)

@Lady ah no i know that, I meant the virginity in the context of banging

@Satsuma yeah the mormon encyclopedia cites both the bible and mormon prophets identifying Mary as a virgin (the latter are presumably less ambiguous)

i don’t think it’s really a theological focus though

@Satsuma oookay so after doing more research Mormons believe God the Father has a wife, and some believe that the spirits of humans are their literal children, as a result of fucking, and that Jesus was God’s firstborn through this method

however the Heavenly Mother is not Mary, who, presumably, would also be a child of God

@Lady 1) amazing
2) this is definitely not what mormon friend believed — we had an extensive conversation and they were very clear that they were absolutely sure Mary, specifically, had fucked God (it came up because she’d made a joke about Mary being a monsterfucker and we were all like ??!?)

@Satsuma i wonder if that is common and whether the LDS church like, even cares, since i don't think they have much of a Marian theology?