Sherklod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
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Joined Nov 2022
I am getting a coffee from the nearby coffee shop as consolation
the grocery store is out of the one single thing i visited it for 
Today I learned that 1111111111111111111 is a prime number
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they just approved a deferment on my student loans 
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wolfie is all tuckered out from all her illegal voting today (cats can’t vote)
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food spins in the microwave because it relies on the same fundamental science that powers magical girl transformations.
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i have no balls yet i must cream
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"I just hate you so much" ~coriander
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
