Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
deltarune ch 6 "should" come out in 2027
stardew valley 1.7 "might" come out in 2027
cannot wait for these updates to release in 2028! 
every time i find a good video on my computer every efdn member spawns three more like some sort of shitpost hydra
Sherclod Holmes
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it's time for no gender november
clod morning my friends
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio you can't just ask someone if they've carved a bottom
One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back
I miss doing vector calculus...
A young child dressed as Michael Myers silently perused through our candy selection and rejected every option lol
Sherclod Holmes
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happy clodoween my friends 🎃
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I have a one in ten chance of being able to guess the last digit of pi
He sat there for like, five minutes licking up dew
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
