Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio you can't just ask someone if they've carved a bottom
One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back
I miss doing vector calculus...
A young child dressed as Michael Myers silently perused through our candy selection and rejected every option lol
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happy clodoween my friends 🎃
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I have a one in ten chance of being able to guess the last digit of pi
He sat there for like, five minutes licking up dew
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OUT: Transitioning makes you better at video games
IN: Transitioning is something you only do if you have a Winner's Mindset
clod afternoon my friends
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"wow thats the best cat ive ever seen" -me every time i see a cat
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
