Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

the clodvestigator

i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.

videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.

number of fat cock awards received: 56

header is by @vaporeon_

"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti

30+
he/him

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