Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I just watched Blade Runner and what I didn't expect was just how fucking weird it was
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he is absolutely fascinated by the Kirkland Signature SAE 0W-20 Full Synthetic Motor Oil
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Little bugger! That's the dog's kibble bowl.
It is hilarious to me that basil and other such plants have that strong, herbacious flavor to ward off pests from eating it but this has resulted in 0 protection against the species that drinks alcohol, a literal toxin, for fun
My eggplant parmesan is a failure except for the fact it is delicious
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My eggplant is looking a tad suspicious but fuck it we ball
Gonna try making eggplant parmesan today, we'll see how it turns out
Clue is a very funny movie
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⬅️ big fan of glutamates and nucleotides
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I still don't know how to pronounce laufey
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
