Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
i made my sister extremely angry by saying that john legend in la la land was basically laufey
sportsball
well the ravens rocked our shit in 2023 and we almost went to the superbowl so we're good, actually
im in the garage like car pit
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welp. lol
The really cool thing about your flight being delayed by three hours is that less than 30 passengers end up riding the plane
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One of the fun parts of getting back into reading is all of the good words I've been learning
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she is just so unbelievably kitty rn. silky soft baby in ways you cannot comprehend
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Someone LOVES pizza and won't be silent about the injustice of not having a slice
It turns out that 12 checked out items and 7 items on hold is not too many, I love the library
clod morning my friends
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"I don't know what you're trying to do, but don't do it" and other sentences we say to our cats
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favorite part of attic apartment so far is riley greetings from the top of the stairs
There is an owl that lives in my sister's backyard!
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I WANT TO READ IT
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
