Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
I love aglio e olio but it always makes me hungry in like 2 hours
It is 5pm, and I want a coffee
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Here are some better pics of the mixed nuts. They're already coming out of their shells and starting to show their personalities, but the stress is definitely still getting to them. Hopefully in a day or two they will settle in.
Pecan has orange ears and a lighter coat, Filbert has white ears and a darker coat.
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@wallhackio 🫵 C++ programmer
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they called me the c-word in edfn vc
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they called me the c-word in edfn vc
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would the @vaporeon_ like a song in english they might actually like
its already 7pm what the fuck???
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if i made a ghibli tier list it wouldn't be very interesting because it would be, like, five movies in my "favorites" tier and then everything else would be in the "it's quite good" tier
my toxic trait is that ive played call of duty black ops before
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just remembered how amy's package has been stuck in chicago for an entire month, all by itself. this must be the mail loneliness epidemic i keep hearing about
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@wallhackio I like my theory more tbh
And I'm sorry lovers but The Godfather was just not that good
I'm sorry haters but the Matrix 2 kicks ass and is just as interesting as the first
deltarune
I replayed the entire first chapter to get the egg, only to learn after rolling that credits that i was also supposed to put it in the FRIDGE
"its the one mario game where you actually feel like you're playing as a plumber."
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
