Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I'm trying something, and am gonna put tomato sauce in a slow cooker for infinity hours
don't tell anyone but I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner
currently using an unethical quantity of olive oil
my goal in life is to make a videogame that gets a bad review from the Woke Content Detector group on steam
I know mud daubers are friendly and cool but seeing one fly about still incites severe fight or flight within me
kill la kill is a lot gayer than i remember it being
i just loooooooooove
Sherclod Holmes
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cats are soooo good
good "morning"
I do hope I get the opportunity to use a computer with punch cards some day
Sherclod Holmes
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Camilla won't put her tongue away. She is trying to tell us something. #CatsOfMastodon
Sherclod Holmes
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should i make a mistake and send ghast a follow request
rvalue reference to a function
I would download a car. You don't know me
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
