Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio have this as consolation. He's been tuckered out for a while
And if you're ever in the area (or I move very close but in a non-creepy manner) you have my permission to pet Puck and cuddle him
I am normal and can be trusted with the five pound bag of coffee beans
my hot take is that they should not have fixed sonic's design in the sonic movie because it would have been extremely funny if it released like that
are beavers even real
My roommates and I are working through the Wachowski's filmography. Which should we watch next?
i am normal and can be trusted to invest a regular amount of time in getting achievements in a video game
shout outs to that one time I wrote a 20 page paper in a single all-nighter in college and got an A
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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big fan of the french man in red dead 2 who describes the themes of kill la kill
big fan of the french man in red dead 2 who describes the themes of kill la kill
my advice for red dead 2 is to not insult the short man with a shotgun
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Anyway you're cute
Matrix 2 is really good, actually
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
