Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

asking my little brother for his opinion

the Woke Content Detector review of Disco Elysium concludes that whether the game is pro- or anti-communism is "unclear"

surprisingly, the classic steam game "My Wife Sucked a Futanari's Toes" is considered Woke

SONIC ADVENTURE IS WOKE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@monorail @amy

Frostpunk "contains no Woke content" even though one of the DLC missions literally lets you invent communism

so apparently Baldur's Gate 2 is Woke because it features a character who briefly turns into a woman as a result of a potion in a scene that is "depicted humorously," but the Destroy All Humans! 2 remake is also Woke because it removes a plotline from the original game that featured a character getting a sex change in a scene that was depicted humorously

guess the game

I wonder if Fredrick Douglass's memoir is woke because it "espouses modern day political sentiments"

you all will be happy to know that Bloons Tower Defense 6 is considered red alert on the Woke Content Detector list

I wonder if that giant spreadsheet that tracks whether games are "woke" considered Read Dead 2 woke because the main characters dislike slavery

Christopher Nolan is an interesting director for me, given that I am always excited when he releases a new film even though I've ever loved one single movie of his (Interstellar)

going to a small college was a cool experience. in one of my programming classes the prof sent every student in the class a postcard with a handwritten message at the end of the semester. good times!

reporting every single one of you for failing to inform me that DK64 was finally added to nintendo switch online

what if i had dinner for a midnight snack at 11pm

big news everybody i profited 80 fictional cents in read dead redemption poker

probably the most realistic thing about red dead redemption 2 is that you can get shitfaced drunk and start fawning over stray cats