Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Frostpunk "contains no Woke content" even though one of the DLC missions literally lets you invent communism
so apparently Baldur's Gate 2 is Woke because it features a character who briefly turns into a woman as a result of a potion in a scene that is "depicted humorously," but the Destroy All Humans! 2 remake is also Woke because it removes a plotline from the original game that featured a character getting a sex change in a scene that was depicted humorously
I wonder if Fredrick Douglass's memoir is woke because it "espouses modern day political sentiments"
you all will be happy to know that Bloons Tower Defense 6 is considered red alert on the Woke Content Detector list
I wonder if that giant spreadsheet that tracks whether games are "woke" considered Read Dead 2 woke because the main characters dislike slavery
Christopher Nolan is an interesting director for me, given that I am always excited when he releases a new film even though I've ever loved one single movie of his (Interstellar)
going to a small college was a cool experience. in one of my programming classes the prof sent every student in the class a postcard with a handwritten message at the end of the semester. good times!
reporting every single one of you for failing to inform me that DK64 was finally added to nintendo switch online
what if i had dinner for a midnight snack at 11pm
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio NEVER STOP GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
big news everybody i profited 80 fictional cents in read dead redemption poker
alc i guess?
probably the most realistic thing about red dead redemption 2 is that you can get shitfaced drunk and start fawning over stray cats
Sherclod Holmes
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Not going to bed quite yet but take your bets on if I will sleep better tonight!
its very cool that the button that takes a taxi in read dead redemption 2 is also the same button that steals the taxi
i WILL lose 15 dollars of fictional money in red dead redemption poker and you WILL like it
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio who wouldn't want to be like Skeletor though
i find it genuinely baffling that people resonated with Light Yagami the character. when i finally watched death note i found him hilarious, he was such an evil arrogant mustache-twirling supervillain. its like saying that you want to be like skeletor
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
