Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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going to a small college was a cool experience. in one of my programming classes the prof sent every student in the class a postcard with a handwritten message at the end of the semester. good times!
reporting every single one of you for failing to inform me that DK64 was finally added to nintendo switch online
what if i had dinner for a midnight snack at 11pm
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@wallhackio NEVER STOP GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
big news everybody i profited 80 fictional cents in read dead redemption poker
alc i guess?
probably the most realistic thing about red dead redemption 2 is that you can get shitfaced drunk and start fawning over stray cats
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Not going to bed quite yet but take your bets on if I will sleep better tonight!
its very cool that the button that takes a taxi in read dead redemption 2 is also the same button that steals the taxi
i WILL lose 15 dollars of fictional money in red dead redemption poker and you WILL like it
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@wallhackio who wouldn't want to be like Skeletor though
i find it genuinely baffling that people resonated with Light Yagami the character. when i finally watched death note i found him hilarious, he was such an evil arrogant mustache-twirling supervillain. its like saying that you want to be like skeletor
A brand new, 10 minute Folding Ideas? What year is it?
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This is my kitten (5-7 months, conflicting info so for ease I'm saying 6 months)
Sir Robin "Puck" Goodfellow, or "Puck" for short. (Didn't do that particular play but yes I was a Theatre Gay in high school)
I didn't plan on getting a new cat until October but tbh I feel like Mr Mittens guided me to meet this one. The meows (when he's not just mewing) are very similar, they have that same round quality I'll have to try recording one at some point.
He's still his own cat, and he's very mischevous, playful and loves cuddles. And I got barely any sleep because of him last night but as long as I don't keel over I'm fine.
Everyone say Hi to Puck and swear an oath of fealty. 💜💜💜
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What is the preferred number of CPU cores one should have on their system?
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arms
body
legs
flesh
skin
bones
sinew
good luck
I am the top 5 sleepiest of all time today
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I got in bed around Yukon and now he's just sleeping with his back to mine
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@wallhackio hey clod i remembered a cool video thats relevant to wat u are playing
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
