Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
loud ass noises outside 
pretty sure v from v for vendetta is transmask
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I'm at the grocery store does anyone want anything
@vaporeon_ wanna see some ducks
bad artist who made a controversial song in 2013
KENDRICK LAMAR MADE A SONG WITH ROBIN THICKE?
how the hell is it 2026 already
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@wallhackio there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
every time i listen to yeat it makes me think "we have playboi carti at home"
yeat made another song about minions apparently
my toxic trait is when I first watched madoka magica I needed it explained to me that it was gay
my major takeaway from red dead redemption 2 so far is that I am much better at poker than I am at dominoes
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I must confess my failings as a cat parent.
Even after Stitch clearly communicated that he did not like the thunderstorm and would like it to stop, I failed to do anything to change the weather.
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most fuckable suit
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@wallhackio the actual requirements are:
- be gay, trans, both or submit to the status of The Token Cishet
- Have an opinion about eating teeth (it doesn't matter if it's the correct one)
- Complain when EFDN goes down by somehow using the phrase EFDowN
- Occasionally report your fellow EFDNers to me for their Crimes such as Made Bad Post
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
