Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
my toxic trait is that I love Macklemore's "Downtown"
is there any chance in hell i have a mutual who knows where one can purchase myrtle berry spice online
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its hard for me not to see GTA VI as the next No Man's Sky/Cyberpunk 2077
God, please give me the strength to make my bed after doing this laundry
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lucy and aster have been making my timeline a lot worse lately. keep up the good work
https://youtu.be/iYNJdu9fKRU?is=wDv-b4aENM1eei60
@coriander do you have any opinions on this
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elden my ring boys and grace my soul
i wanna get weight down to medium roll
and dodge away
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https://www.tumblr.com/jadelapis/820435503116599296
@wallhackio I think you need to see this
My roommate just showed me one of the recordings of Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture that was recorded with cannons and the cannons are SO fucking loud and it is very funny, so I thought it might be fun to edit the song and replace the cannon sounds with vine boom sound effects, but unfortunately someone already made this joke 
re: participating in the recent glitchcat discourse
This is an inside joke that very few people know the context for but this is still one of my best posts
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should I buy pronoun palace
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
