Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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potato in a microwave
they enshittified youtube again 
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I used an entire head of garlic and it wasn't enough
I'm going to try avoiding semicolons in my javascript code for my next project
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wow that was close
catfishing.net
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If the Ghostbusters theme is so good then how come I can only remember the Niel Cicierega version
cookie in a mug
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The Onion's proprietary operating system, SickOS
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what naming my cities in civ 6 has taught me is that i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old
I can't believe I only just learned that Denzel Curry collaborated with DJ Shadow
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re: food
@lapis they are good, will add more cheese next time
food
one of my pão de queiros seems to have undergone mitosis
The got damn cheese balls kept rolling when I tried to put them in the oven
A euphoria so powerful it jolted me out of the too-depressed-to-cook mines
Currently experiencing the introverted euphoria where a social function I was going to attend was suddenly cancelled 
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imagining bread.. naan fiction
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
