Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

Hot as fuck outside

shout outs to that one time that a coworker pushed code to main that changed 600 different files and the commit message was simply "hold on to your butts"

May have been a tactical error to consume this during a heat advisory warning but fuck it, we ball

oh damn the "extra hot" golden curry brand is not fucking around

The Grogu Who Shot Liberty Valence

time to cook with some suspiciously wrinkly potatoes

I just tried to send someone a dm by typing "git push" into the text box

accidentally just made a package for managing a thread pool for a Deno script

I don't think I've seen a single Normal post from a normal.style user

if you're an IPA Weirdo then this is a real good one

do i have unrefined taste or does mortadella just taste like bologna

our internet is sucking today ​

every time i write ​ i hear it as the following scream (noise warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx1astMSF0

how did anyone ever learn how to use photoshop before youtube tutorials

shouts outs to that one time i made a tumblr account about how clodsire is a whale and i ragebaited someone into making a 1000 word post about how i was wrong, one of my greatest achievements in Using The Internet