Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
Sherclod Holmes
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i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
Sherclod Holmes
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bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
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There are a few things you should know about Lester:
* He is my black'a'white cat 🖤🤍
* He has a pink snoozle 🩷
* I love himb 🥰
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Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio OlL oiI!
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how long is an hour?
how the hell do you spell Matthew McConaughey
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@wallhackio It wasn't until like last week that I realized it was Bumby the Loaf and not BumbLy the Loaf
I made my first new blog post in a while! This time it is some Balatro wonkery 
there is a bug in my cursed static site generator for my blog 
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Clodsire
re: balatro
Anyway here is my updated tier list. I don't know how I went this long not recognizing Mime's power but I get it now, what a fantastic joker
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
