Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
Sherclod Holmes
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i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
Sherclod Holmes
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bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
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There are a few things you should know about Lester:
* He is my black'a'white cat 🖤🤍
* He has a pink snoozle 🩷
* I love himb 🥰
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@wallhackio OlL oiI!
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🛢️🛢️ 
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how long is an hour?
how the hell do you spell Matthew McConaughey
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@wallhackio It wasn't until like last week that I realized it was Bumby the Loaf and not BumbLy the Loaf
I made my first new blog post in a while! This time it is some Balatro wonkery 
there is a bug in my cursed static site generator for my blog 
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Clodsire
re: balatro
Anyway here is my updated tier list. I don't know how I went this long not recognizing Mime's power but I get it now, what a fantastic joker
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
