Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
the AI ignored my request btw and tried to solve it itself. it only sent me to a person the second time i asked
the AI assistant at my bank plays keyboard sound effects after you say anything before she responds to your question
AI: "How can I help you today?"
Me: "I would like to speak to a human being."
AI: [keyboard sfx] "Okay, great. I will transfer you to one of our operators."
Sherclod Holmes
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Hey someone messed up my comfy chair blanket! Who could the culprit possibly be??
Sherclod Holmes
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TIL Bruno Mars is not black
⬅️ ate too many snacks
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nothing more comfy than her teddy bear for Queen Mother Zenobia
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car fixed!!! 🔍 
windy as hell today
I want to go back to school
🎓
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i need some grokeries
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Have a rare photo of Kyrie (she doesn't like having my phone focused on her) and a fresh photo of Mr Mittens from about 2 minutes ago
@redboy I don't know what I did wrong but my pages don't link up correctly
man i am soooo sleepy. if only there were some sort of solution to my problem
NEW ERRANT SIGNAL!!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
