Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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may the FORTH be with you
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Stlex 
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car trouble :(
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this is killing me, im trying to remember this one webcomic that was made by a trans woman and the main character looked like this and i think was named rosie??? i cant remember if the creator did something problematic or something but i havent seen it in years and i was curious what happened to it. does anyone know what im talking about?
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@wallhackio wait the bottom is a shoe?
I thought it was a seal wearing a hat
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in the wine cellar, strait up "uncorking" it
and by "it" wel,,,, haha,,, lets just say,,,
my pinot
and by "it" wel,,,, haha,,, lets just say,,,
my pinot
Oil changed wheeeeeeeeeeee
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She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things.
#picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon
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@Lucy inventing yaoi where theyre both girls so it can pass the bechdel test
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@wallhackio @Lucy I don't know if this is the original source, but it's the question here: https://www.quora.com/Atheists-imagine-youre-going-skydiving-with-a-Christian-baby-Suddenly-the-baby-tells-you-he-wont-open-his-parachute-until-you-renounce-atheism-and-accept-Jesus-as-your-lord-and-savior-What-would-you-do
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Message from Mr Mittens
.,okkkk
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Everyone please enjoy this deeply funny product image I just found
least masculine salad ingredient:
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
