Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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wait mgk just made a nu-metal song with fred durst lmaooooo??????????????
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio i'm always thinking this
this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain
shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit
i need some oil
If you want to feel cool then add #dev to the URL to access secret options that I don't explain since I added them for as debugging options for myself!
Do you want to generate your own beautiful stardew math plots? Well, now you can, with https://stardewmath.clodsire.social !
The web site probably doesn't even have any bugs! We'll see!
Sherclod Holmes
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I do find fad-chasing in programming languages annoying but I will admit that Java's Stream API is actually pretty good for what it is
It's certainly a lot better than the nightmare that is C++ lambdas
the current highlight of my life is when one of the Outer Wilds devs responded to one of my youtube comments
@murz oh I was interested in trying your game you mentioned the other day
apparently it is objectively less optimal to play stardew valley on a touchscreen lol
for all my hater energy i direct onto c++ i will make one concession, which is that RAII is Good, Actually and it is a shame that other languages don't steal it
to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City
sportsball
Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
