Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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i can't believe i only just learned that danny brown collaborated with charli xcx
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sadly my javascript code runs faster with oop instead of functional programming 
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Ugh this was so hard and I hate some of my choices.
Runners Up for "Games I wish I had a place to put on here but something else beat them out:" Super Metroid, Power Stone 2, Kirby Super Star, Sonic 3, Zelda 2. Edit: Also any rhythm game?? DDR probably... Edit5: Rock Band?! Edit3: Chrono Trigger, Secret of Evermore... Edit4: PuyoTet? The first game I ever imported...
Edit2: oh forgot to link it. https://grids.fun/t/about-me-video-games-dcefq
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fuck it I did the thing
https://grids.fun/t/about-me-video-games-dcefq
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: Indigenous Terror
@wallhackio @coriander found the link to YouTube.
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i did this, although i feel like i might pick slightly different options depending on the day lol
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@radicalrobit A rare, experimental approach that immediately illustrates why it's a rare, experimental approach
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The seven-year-old did not enjoy my artwork of medieval videogame characters
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I managed to get a deathless run of Journey of the Prairie King last night without any exploits!!!!
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When I buy bread I've been cutting it in half and freezing one of the halves because I don't usually get through it all before it goes stale
But for some reason, for this week's bread I put both halves in the freezer. So no now I just have two frozen bricks of bread
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
