Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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I WILL miss your follow request for weeks and you WILL like it
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https://youtu.be/gNty2y0DQN8?si=-vMOvGRHYwu-DQO_
@coriander watch this and then tell me if you still dislike Defying Gravity as a song
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apparently I am 22% german and 38% autistic
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I don't wanna do chores I want to solve mysteries 😢
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@The_T Everything I do is a micro trans action
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hello does anyone have any mysteries that need to be solved
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @req ripple doing a Big Steppy
contenders for what we could call boyslop:
- literally anything airing on ESPN
- those straight-to-dvd DC animated movies that keep getting made for some reason
- books on pickup artistry
- any restaurant with 20 TVs showing various sports games
- jujutsu kaisen season 2
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
doing Edelgard's route on your first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a green flag
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
