Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
doing Edelgard's route on your first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a green flag
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
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My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
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Sun Tzu's The Art Of Winning Friends And Influencing People
women will literally be ground into dust and sold as a spice
I just discovered you can use your watering can to fill your pets bowl
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i heart the rain, they invented the most beautiful sound on earth and it's water
Some things I wouldn't eat as a kid include
- spaghetti sauce
- fish sticks
- bell peppers
- frozen french fries
- whole wheat bread
- mashed potatoes
- bananas
it took me about three in-game years to notice that, in stardew valley, you can hold shift while buying items to purchase them in bulk
has anyone ever informed @soft about jeritza from fire emblem three houses: https://youtu.be/5CkKPnQ6Lk8?si=e59lo36PE5LYMcIG
@The_T happy birthday The Ti!
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my mortal enemy, aka the fucking glacierfish
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Margaret never fails to sit somewhere normal
my mortal enemy, aka the fucking glacierfish
im being judged for having an aesthetic
old clod yells at clouds
I find it very annoying when a YouTuber says "without further adieu, let's begin." Just begin, it's unnecessary words
brownies....
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
