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when I weigh my cooking ingredients my preferred unit of measurement is :

the makemkv beta activation key from 2010 still works lmao

the opposite of left is

We're about to discover tonight whether you can make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places

Bumble be like

bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u

@coriander I was sad that you didn't engage with my neon white rageposting and my roommates said it was because I didn't attach a picture of a cat to it

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when I was 10 or 11 i got a kitten who i named Mayhem, May for short. i'm nearly 33 now so she's an old gal and lives with my dad still. he couldn't find her the other day and was convinced she had gone off somewhere to quietly pass away -- but he called the local shelter just to be sure. surprise! she'd managed to escape the fenced yard and a neighbor went "oh fuck, living skeleton" and turned her in. the shelter was so impressed with her age and general health that they let him take her back for free

in my correct opinion :evaporate:​ is the greatest emojo of all time

my roommates are forcing me to learn shell scripting :evaporate:

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.