Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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shouts outs to the high school version of myself who though DVNO was the greatest song ever because he was fucking RIGHT
give me a video essay to watch
The worst part of the 2-hour anti-C++ video full of AI generated imagery is that it's a really good video
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I am in the sleepy zone
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Guess who's #GotchaDay it is???
That's right! Mr Mittens the Cat!
I got him in 2014, he was around 2 when I got him so I think that makes him about 14! I just love my mitteny guy, and I'm about to tell you a secret: he's gonna get some canned food shortly.
French toast for dinner 🤤
I have a whiteboard I attached to our fridge that I use as my grocery list but my roommates have claimed it as a sketchbook
i am normal and can be trusted to boost a regular number of pet photos
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It's cold today but that's okay Terra is wearing a sweater!
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every time i see the word romantasy i see it as romantussy for a second
the only good things britain ever did was marmite and wallace & gromit
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edit: thank you so much for the interest, and also for the boosts!! i’ll be opening up comms again after i work through this first batch, so definitely keep an eye out if you missed this one! 
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would you rather fight 12 angry men or hundreds of beavers?
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
