Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
i am normal and can be trusted to boost a regular number of pet photos
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It's cold today but that's okay Terra is wearing a sweater!
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every time i see the word romantasy i see it as romantussy for a second
the only good things britain ever did was marmite and wallace & gromit
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edit: thank you so much for the interest, and also for the boosts!! i’ll be opening up comms again after i work through this first batch, so definitely keep an eye out if you missed this one! 
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would you rather fight 12 angry men or hundreds of beavers?
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amy fuckin hates me
I am hungry do I eat soup or soup
hi @monorail and @amy could one of you make every single one of these a vc sound effect for the efdn discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-KOhMnzTAU
They should invent a version of myself that bought kimchi and gochugaru the two times I visited our local korean retail store
they should invent a version of myself that got more than three hours of sleep last night
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a heads up for anyone that may be interested: i am opening up icon commissions this week
the style i am going to do is a little particular, so i’m working on some example pieces first, but i figured i might give everyone a little advance warning to keep an eye out for the announcement post ^^ 💖
I am beginning to enter the sleepy zone
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @heartles Poe says he agrees with me and also that he is cute and needs pets
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
