Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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A BF bundled his cat in his house coat before taking a shower.
He just stayed there warm and cozy the whole time until he came back from showering. Not even a whine from him. Just a content purrito.
#catsofmastodon
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forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
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forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
hi @Lucy i bet you would like the 2017 Taiwanese horror game Detention
how the hell do you spell Fahrenheit
It ends up that in delaware, tomatoes are considered a type of bread. such fascinating cultural differences!
Gonna make tryhard chili dogs today methinks
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does anyone have that scene from pirates of the carribean 3 where the plot is so convoluted and hard to follow they have, like 12 characters sit on an island and explain to each other (and the audience) what everyone's motivation is
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@coriander the season ends with the only compelling main character trapped in a cube, every other interesting side character dead, and the main villain not actually having ever existed. fuck you
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
