Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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the delaware library system HATES me
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Clodsires are cute
Good Pokémon
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did you hear about the guy who secretly infused his beer with nitrous oxide? it was a real brouhaha
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@wallhackio @monorail @vaporeon_ yeah cuz you can just get those things for free without leaving your home
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Review: The Isle in the Silver Sea by Tasha Suri
https://nullrouted.space/2026/01/17/review-the-isle-in-the-silver-sea-by-tasha-suri/
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Crazy how much better I got at balatro once I started playing pairs
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A Muppets Christmas Carol might have been the best movie I watched in 2025
ngl I forgot that vegetal was an actual word
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@wallhackio can not be killed in a way that matters
A Muppets Christmas Carol might have been the best movie I watched in 2025
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Two and a Half Angry Men
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I wonder how much larger Holly Glaceon needs to grow before she can pick up Gigantamax Eevee 
and hold him like longcat in the "longcat is long" meme
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
