Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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i am hungy, time for stew and maybe also cheese
is it okay to use a toot you wrote as a testimonial
there i made a rough draft cover letter and updated my resume i can be done being productive tonight
my biggest critique of fire emblem three houses is that you can only marry one character
The face of a man who trapped me for an hour and a half and feels 0 guilt about it
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shout outs to the man in a poncho riding an electric scooter right next to me in the bike lane in the pouring rain. scooter boy i wish i could have even 1/10 of your aura
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Happy Caturday! I took this one a long time ago but Trixie is looking too regal not to share it 😆
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I was supposed to play fire emblem all day how could this happen
oops I was productive today
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
