Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander my roommate says you don't like coriander the spice is this true
What kind of vegetarianism is the one where you eat a whole pack of costco hot dogs every once in a while?
merry moon cat day everybody
Sherclod Holmes
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after writing this i wondered if kirby is actually a "he" and my roommate checked the wiki and the answer is "yes and no"
sportsball
jesus christ lions
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alc
just made the shittiest coquito of all time
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merry christmas my beautiful followers, i love you all
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another day, another insane purple category in nyt connections
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@wallhackio Bumby the loaf
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
