Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
re: sportsball
that was so dumb it wrapped around to being amazing
sportsball
just saw the two-point conversion lmao
Sherclod Holmes
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It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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gonna watch Knives Out 3 tomorrow
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it also had a character named Caleb which was cool
The VVitch was good as hell
hello fedi, give me movie recommendations
I am normal and can be trusted to remember how to spell Deleware
I am normal and can be trusted with the library catalog of an entire state
this is a public service announcement that the incredible 2007 thriller anime Mononoke may or may not be freely available in its entirety on the most popular video sharing platform if you search for "Mononoke [horror tales]"
absolutely clodphobic of our library system to only allow five holds at a time
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
